Mexico has the fourth largest shale gas reserves in the world, and the Mexican Congress recently changed the constitution so that private companies can drill for it.

That means that U.S. companies will soon be there, fracking for gas. Sure, there may be some complications from the more than 500 chemicals that will be pumped into Mexico’s aquifers, but never fear: Joe T. Hodo, President of “Frack U. Mexico!” is here to show you why Mexicans should stop worrying and learn to love fracking…or else.